Released May 14, 2007
Video length 1:29
["Meet the Heavy" text appears]
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this [grabs Minigun] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on Minigun] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
Heavy: [Checks the barrel of his Minigun] "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
Heavy: [Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up]
[Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1]
[Team Fortress 2 Theme plays]
Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays]